Staying Fit on the Road

The Embassy Suites in Santa Clara, CA, has a new, free workout program available for guests.
Aat approximately 7:02 AM, the walls emit a loud "Woooooop Woooooooop Wooooooooop" sound and a voice comes on over the PA System and announces something to the effect of "This is an emercency evacuation. Please proceed to the nearest emergency exit."
All the guests then get to climb down the stairs to the front of the parking lot, where the staff tells them there is nothing to worry about and they can go back to their rooms.
Natuarlly, the provide the biggest benefit to their Hilton Honors member on the ninth and tenth floors by assuring them extra flights of steps.

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