An Obituary

Noted political activist Elmo Regano passed away this morning after a surprise hospitalization for hyperhydration.

Regano first came to national attention for his work organizing the Dracaena Community, and was instrumental in bringing to light the ground cover up following the Bamboo Stalkings in 1992.

He raised awareness of depression in the Willow community, and successfully lobbied for legislation to remove Aphids from the Endangered Species List in the fertile days of change in 1996.

Regano is survived by Rosemary, his wife of 32 years, and children Basil and Verbana.

The Plants Rights Activist Community will miss his sage wisdom.

And that's no chive talk.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Did you have a crop failure?