2007-08-15

Holy Cow! I Think He's Gonna Make it...

On Monday, NYC lost a cultural icon. Phil Rizzuto passed away at the age of 89.

Rizzuto's long career in the public eye began when he played for the Yankees. He more famous broadcasting the games as the voice of the Yankees after he retired from playing.

Growing up in New York in the 70s and 80s I got to know Rizutto as not only the voice of the Yankees, but also the voice of the Money Store.




As a kid, I never really knew what the Money Store was. Going someplace to buy money didn't make a lot of sense. There just seemed to be something shady about it. But that's where we heard Rizzuto, touting release from financial difficulties during commercial breaks in He-Man and Tom and Jerry.

In sophomore year religion class, I got to know Phil Rizzuto as the platinum selling recording artist speaking back up on Meatloaf's legendary Bat Out of Hell album.

Br. Ron Marcellan used popular music form the 60s and 70s to teach us important life lessons. He taught classes based on the Beatles (Elanor Rigby), The Byrds (To Every Season), Bob Dylan (Hurricane) and others.

For a class about the consequences of teen age sex, he brought out Bruce Springsteen (The River) and Meatloaf (Paradise by the Dashboard Light). That class was my introduction to Meatloaf. I went on to pick up his other albums and become a fan of his big, operatic music for life.

Paradise by the Dashboard Light is a song about two teen agers getting hot and heavy in the back of the car. As their passion ratchets up, Meatloaf stops singing, a pounding rythmic bass comes on, and Phil Rizzuto takes over with the play-by-play:


Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here,
two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth,
there's the wind-up and there it is, a line shot up the middle,

look at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on now,
he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second;

the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the throw, and what a throw!

He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!

No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really makes things happen out there.

Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!

He's taking a pretty big lead out there,
almost daring him to try and pick him off.
The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!

Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
Holy Cow! I think he's gonna make it!


The song cuts back to the lyrics of the boy and girl negotiating over eternal love and it doesn't end well for either of them.

Bat Out of Hell is one of the great albums I use to kick off every road trip. The big music of the seven songs runs they full spectrum of emotions. In college I wore out two tapes of the album and today it one of my top played in iTunes.

So good luck to Phil Rizzuto -- athlete, announcer, hall of famer, pitchman, and rock star. I think he made it.

2007-08-14

Caffeine Overdose


Overdose drama of girl who had 14 cups of espresso
By PAUL SIMS


A teenage waitress overdosed on caffeine after drinking 14 shots of espresso.

Jasmine Willis, 17, could hardly breathe and was taken to hospital with a high temperature and heart palpitations.

She had drunk almost three times the recommended daily amount of caffeine in just four hours.

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Amateur.

2007-08-13

Movie Reviews 03: Transformers


The nice thing about going to the movies at 10:30 on a Sunday night is that you almost the entire theater to yourself.

The Transformers is a good movie to see on the big screen. Often cartoon adaptations, or game adaptations, or 80s retro stuff, or comic book adaptations just fall flat. The try too hard to hit all the gimmicks or they completely shred the original material. Regardless, they rarely capture the soul of the original story.

Transformers doesn't fall into that trap, though it does trip over it from time to time.

I went into it with low expectaions. I expected to see a big movie, perhaps a bit silly, with awesome special effects.

I wasn't really into the Transformers that much when I was a kid so I didn't have a lot nostalgic emotions invested in the film. I think I was a year or two too old to become obsessed with them. I was more of a Star Wars toys kid.

Transformers did exceed my expectations though. There were some touching moments and some funny lines. Some might criticize the plot for not making complete sense and being a bit weird, but come on -- you're going to a movie about giant alien robots who actually choose to become GM vehicles.

The script is mostly solid. There are a few sub plots that could go (we really don't need the analyst running off to a secret hacker). And first hour of the movie could really use some trimming. Some scenes just go on way too long.

The scene where the Autobots all roll up for the first time is powerful. But it's doesn't happen until an hour into the movie.

A few times, they try too hard to hammer things into the audiences head.

The pharse "more than meets the eye" (the original toy tag line) appears several times in the film, and most of the time it's dropped in an awkward fashion. Sort of like when someone tells a joke and winks and nudges you just before he says the punchline.

Optimus Prime also give the same speech about his willingness to die twice. It comes across as "See how good I am? I'll give up my life for a greater cause." Sure, that's honorable. And it's an important story line. They way it was written though, makes for some eye rolling.

At times the fights were a little tough to follow. Not really knowing the robots, it was sometimes hard to tell which was which in battle. Plus, their robot bodies seemed to run together. But that's also an aspect of the confusion of the battlefield so I'm okay with it.

Still, despite these weakness, the script holds together. Several of the giant robots really do have personality. I would have liked them to give the robots for character development time, so I cared more when they got hurt, but, again -- it's a movie about giant alien robots fighting each other.

The web site for the movie has some nice material availble for down load.

And if you want even more Transformers stuff, check out the Hasbro site. The amount of content there is mind boggling.

Transformers is great summer fun. I doesn't sully the memory of the original comic books and toys. The story and script are surprisingly well writting. So see it on the big screen.

It's worth it.

2007-08-12

2004 Subaru In Cabin Airfilter Installation

One available option when buying a new Forester (at least in 2003) is to get one with an in cabin airfilter. The filter minimizes the dust, pollen, and other road contaminates that you breathe in while driving. It keeps the air you breathe a little cleaner.

If you don't get one with a new car though, you can add it your self. The filters can be found on line for $20-$40. To install it, you just take off the glove compartment and put the filer inside.

Here is the what the filer looks like.


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To take off the glove compartment, you need a Phillips screwdriver. The instructions tell you to find and remove 9 screws.


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Three are on in the upper left of the open glove compartment.


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Note that too of the are on the outside frame of the glve compartment, and one is inside on the upper left of the back wall.

Three are in the upper right in similar positions.


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One is in the center behind the latch.


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The final two are harder to see. The are on the bottom of the glove comartment. You may find it easier to look for them by looking for the screw drive tracks.


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(The rusty metal piece is my screwdriver.)

With all nine screws removed, the glove compartment should just wiggle out.


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Be careful not to break any of the clips or bits of plastic. They will help you align it when you put it back in later.


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Now the instructions tell you to remove the plastic cover from the housing.


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They don't really tell you how, though.

First of all, you are done removing screws. There are two small ones that look like they hold the cover in place, but actually the don't.

Look for the two plastic tabs on the air filter cover. They are parallel to the ground.

One is on the left.


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One is on the right.


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Apply gentle upward pressure to those tabs to release the filer cover. It should come right off.


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Now just slip the new filter in. Make sure the up arrow points up. There is no clipping or fastening involved. Just slide it into the hole.


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Put the plastic cover back on. Work the righ side into place first, because that can the more challenging side.


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Then reinstall the glove comparment and put all nine screws back in.


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And, of course, note it on the door frame.


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And observe Subaru's final cautions.


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And then you are done. Just turn on the AC and wallow in the wonderful odor of Nothing.

If you do the installation, be careful. There are lots of sharp and pointy things inside the dashboard and you could cut or injure your self.

Also, keep in mind that you are working near and explosive charge. Subaru doesn't mention this in the manual, but you are working just inches from the air bag.

So don't go around just poking things with your screwdriver. Which, come to think of it, is probably a good general life lesson, too.

2007-08-11

Making Tech Cute





I didn't know Teddy Bears required much innovation. I thought Gund had pretty much mastered that technology a few decades ago.

Of course our culture did stare into the Frankenstein abyss of Teddy Ruxbin in the 80s, but then we slowly stepped away.

The point of the Teddy Bear is for it to be simple. A complex collection of technology can't come to life the way a nice collection of polyester and cotton can. The Velveteen Rabbit taught us that.

Actually, there is one item in their top ten that might be pretty cool. Speaking as someone who has pinched his earlobes nodding off with headphones on, this could be a decent solution. Of course it is designed for children.


But please don't do this to your computer. You'll embarass it. And you might over heat it if you block the vents or surface of the case.

So just don't do this. Unless, of course, it's to hide your Apple shame.

2007-08-10

Corpse Bride -- Eh.

I just watched Tim Burton's Corpse Bride on while I flew back from Atlanta. I hate to say it, but I was disappointed.

The film itself was beautiful. The characters moved gracefully. But even though the graphics may have been better, the movie was no where near as good as The Nightmare Before Christmas.

The film suffered from pacing issues. Most scenes probably could have been about 10% shorter. The initial scene with the dancing skeletons seemed particularly pointless.

The songs were okay, but not terribly interesting. None of them were going to get stuck in my head, and I don't expect to pick up the soundtrack. The songs in The Nightmare Before Christmas are much more engaging.

But the biggest issue maybe a fundamental story issue. There really isn't much of one. The film is about a guy who accidentally marries a corpse while panicking about his own wedding. And then assorted wackiness happens.

There's no depth to it, though. Aside from some cool tricks with the animation and joke about decomposition, it doesn't really go anywhere. The main characters don't really confront their inner demons. There are no great life lessons. They characters don't grow. They don't develop. They don't really question their own existence. They just go along for the ride.

The Nightmare Before Christmas, on the other hand, featured a main character fundamentally questioning his role in society. He let's his hubris take him to some incredible places, and then had to confront and make amends for his mistakes. At the same time, he comes to understand who he is and to appreciate those around him more than ever.

I really wanted to like The Corpse Bride and I was disappointed. Perhaps my expectations were too high going in to it. But it turned out to be little more than a bunch of dead body jokes.

Jon Clarke reviewed the movie when he saw it in the theater in 2005. He came to a different conclusion.

2007-08-08

The Vegas Vibe

Nothing sets the mood in a Vegas hotel room quite like a giant soaking tub with a pomotional pciture from the movie "Backdraft" hanging over it.


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2007-08-07

The Singing Bee

Karaoke can be a lot of fun. A group of friends get together, go out to a bar for the evening, and take turns in the spot light singing their favorite songs To a group of people who, for the most part, are supportive and don't want to seen anyone fall on their face. Most performers know they are Grammy material, but are there to have fun. The camaraderie of the experience makes the whole thing a party.

The Singing Bee, NBC's new singing competition, is not that. Hosted by Joey Fatone (of *N'SYNC fame), it is the only singing competition that has nothing to do singing.

Contestants come up on stage and sing along with the music. They are judged simply on whether they get the lyrics right to well known songs. Sounding good is not part of the process. In fact much of the tune carrying skill is only good enough for the American Idol gag reel.

Rather than using actual recordings of the hits, the show has its own house band and performers who sing the songs (marginally well) up to the point where the contestants have to know the next lyric. The house singers/band don't even sound much like the original recording.

Of course, like any new game show, they have their dancers -- The Honybees. You can follow the Honeybees' Blog here.

Much like the Million Dollar Dancers from Shatner's cancelled Show Me the Money, they almost have their choreography right. The difference is that while Show Me the Money may not have been a good show, The Singing Bee is actually a really bad show.

But if you want to be on The Singing Bee, they are still holding auditions.

As for me, I'll stick with singing Jimmy Buffet songs at the bar.

Harry Potter and the American Holiday


I just finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I am satisfied with how it turned out.

But this is not a review -- that may come later. And there are no spoilers here.

The realease of the final book in the series was greeted with midnight launch parties, wizard celebrations, special events, and long lines. In many ways it was like the iPhone, PS3, or Phantom Menace introduction.

But this was different. It was for a book. And one often called a kids book at that. And yet somehow it has transcended the publicity to become a part of our cultural identity.

A few years ago, the local library began a program called "If all of Seattle read the same book" to promote book groups, public discussion, and reading in general. Now the program is called simply "Seattle Reads".

But now it seems all of America is reading the same book. One each flight I've taken in the past couple weeks, at least a dozen people were reading Harry Potter or had it in their bag. I saw one woman reading it in the gate area, get up to board the plane, hand her boarding pass to the gate agent, and walk down the jetway without ever taking her head out of the book.

Saturday night at Starbucks while I was reading it, I saw three other people all so reading it. Someone else was reading the first book of the series.

Harry Potter is something people are devoting hours to. Millions of people around the country and around the world are pouring tens of millions of hours into this book.

It has become a cultural touchstone on a par with other great american traditions like American Idol or the Superbowl.

But Harry Potter requires more of its readers than most American cultural events do. It wants people to have invested their time in the other six books. It demands they suspend their disbelief and not only accept, but also immerse themselves in a world of magic. It demands the shut out the din of mass media -- give up on the idea of the remote control -- and give themselves over to the text.

And millions of citizens of the country that gave the world the sound bite, the 3 minute pop song, and the short attention span theater of modern media, have gladly accepted JK Rowling's demands and read the book.

And istead of asking each other if any one saw the farting horse beer commercial, people around the country can turn to one another and share their hopes and fears over what will befall Harry, Hermione, Ron.

The new American cultural touchstone is a book. That people actually read.

I never thought I would see it happend here. And it makes me smile.

2007-08-05

The Joker Pitches Shows to Comedy Central

When you want good TV, go to the criminal mastermind.







For more videos, visit Playcole.com

When a Habbit Becomes a Relationship

Overtime the folks at the Luscious Latte in Mountlake Terrace did get to know me and what I typically ordered (a Double Tall Mocha, a Peanut butter Cookie, and a Chocolate Chip Cookie). But even in the late nineties I was travelling frequently and wasn't there the same time everyday.

But for true regulars at a place, an odd relationship can develop.


A Hot Steamy Summer Affair
Posted on 08/02/2007 at 11:37 PM

Until today I had no idea the kind of intimacy that can develop with the person who provides your morning coffee.

His cart sits on a corner I have to cross every day to get to the subway. It started about three years ago when every morning on my way to work I would stop and order a cup of coffee. It was all very innocent. Eventually he got to know my face and started having my coffee waiting for me just the way I like it; medium, milk-no sugar. Such was our habit, such were our lives.


Read more here.

2007-08-04

2007-08-03

Simplicity versus Sensitivity

From CNN.com


President Bush, who on Thursday pledged federal aid to rebuild the bridge, will visit the disaster site Saturday. Transportation Secretary Mary Peters said $5 million was being made available immediately to pay for traffic flow adjustments and debris removal.


Earlier today, NPR also reported that Mrs. Bush will visit the site of the bridge collapse during a previously scheduled visit to the Twin Cities.

Senators from MN also made a point to visit the collapse site.

I am not criticizing the President here. Any President would likely do this. And it's stupid.

During a difficult and complex recovery and investigation effort, the people at the site now have their work disrupted by Secret Service and their time taken up by VIPs who want to show how much they care.

Even during the Katrina operation, Bush was criticized for not personally going to New Orleans soon enough. While there is plenty to criticize in the Katrina disaster, having the President physically stay away is probably one of the best decisions the administration made.

For some reason, we value sympathy and that physical presence of our VIPs over the smooth and quick execution of a rescue or recovery operation.

Perhaps it's our cultural celebration of victimhood that drives these visits.

And maybe I am being insensitive to the needs of the families to see VIPs to know the country cares.

But really, the President, Mrs. Bush, the Senators, and the other VIPs don't contribute anything by physically going to the site. Their staffs and security can only cause disruption. Unless they are putting on dive suits for a full day shift in the river, they should just stay away.

2007-08-02

LOL Cats and Caturday

If you haven't heard yet, the latest internet meme is LOLCats. It's been popular for several months now, which means the fad will probably die soon.

Basically, it consists of taking pictures of cats and putting grammatically flawed captions on them. Some of them are hysterical. Some of them are not safe for work.

Each Saturday, on Fark.Com, there is a message thread that primarily turns into a collection of these pictures, thus making it Caturday.

It takes awhile to load, but you can see last week's thread here:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2956366

***Update***

You can find a list of recent cat threads here.

2007-07-30

The Best Dessert in Vegas

It's the bread pudding at Nine Fine Irishmen in New York New York.

The first time I had it, I hadn't planned on dessert. By the waitress talked me into it. It was so good, I couldn't stop eating it. I was so full, I was almost in pain, but I still couldn't stop eating it.

Tonight was my fourth try with this dessert. It's still so good it almost makes me cry. My girlfriend helped too, but between the two of use, we still couldn't finish it.

My girlfriend did order her own dessert, but decided mine tasted better. Her's was the Bailey's Creme Brule. It's made with some creme brule mixed with pure Bailey's. You could almost get a buzz from the dessert a lone.

2007-07-29

An Old Machine

I'm in Vegas for the weekend with my girlfriend and we took a walk through the Miracle Mile (formerly Desert Passage) in the Planet Hollywood Hotel (formerly Aladdin). In the Vegas Souvenier store they have this replica for sale:

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I walked right up to it and said, "Wow. Cool. It looks just like the ones I used to play in the bar when I was a little kid."

My girlfriend just looked at me with a horrified expression on her face as she contemplated everything that was wrong with that sentence.

The seventies were a different time, I suppose.

2007-07-27

No Spoilers

I just started the new Harry Potter book.

Damn.

The first 85 pages are some the darkest and most intense JK Rowling has done.

I'm hooked.

2007-07-25

A Nice Room

2007-07-24 Hotel Thermostat


Most hotels let you set the thermostat for the low sixties, but they won't actually cool the room that much. A nice hotel is one where I can get it that cold.

2007-07-24

Sleep 02: Sleep is Obsolete

Well, almost.


Sleep-deprived groups ranging from truck drivers to the military have experimented with modafinil, marketed for nearly a decade by Cephalon under what Plotz calls the "creepy, pharma-Orwellian" name Provigil.

Military officials have found it so effective that some now refer to it as a "super drug." But its off-label uses have created a rich debate on how far to push the limits of the human body.

For Plotz, the results were immediate.

"I am the picture of vivacity," he wrote on Slate.com.

Even with only five hours sleep, he could write twice as fast and felt alert.

"I have a desperate urge to write, to make reporting calls and to finish my expense account – activities I religiously avoid," he wrote. "I find myself talking loudly and quickly. A colleague says I am grinning like a 'feral chipmunk.'"

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Until now, the military has used amphetamines or "go pills" for its pilots, but the side effects of amphetamines can cause problems. Investigators blamed those drugs for a 2002 incident in which American pilots inadvertently killed four Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan.

In studies funded by the Air Force Office of Scientific Research and Cephalon, modafinil has proved to be a better drug.

Scientists treated 16 healthy subjects, depriving them of sleep for 28 hours and then expecting them to sleep from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. for four days and stay awake through the night. Those on modafinil did far better on cognitive tests than those on a sugar pill. Some could stay awake for more than 90 hours, according to Moreno.

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I've followed the developments on Mondafinil and Provogil for several years now. I think I first read about it when I was living in Boise in 1997.

It's an interesting concept for a drug. You don't get high. You don't get addicted. There don't appear to be long term consequences.

But you don't have to sleep. You can stay awake, alert and sharp for ridiculously long periods of time.

When I sleep on weekends or vacations, I can sleep for 10-14 hours straight with now problem. During the week, I can function well, on 5 hours a night. I can get by with the occasional alnighter and do okay on a couple of 3-4 hour nights.

And when I sleep for long periods of time, I do enjoy it.

But.

The idea of having extra hours of high productivity appeals to me. It seems there's never enough time in the day for everything I need/want to do. To get everything done and have time for myself, something has to go. And usually that something is sleep.

A product like Provigil has the potential to change things. When I forgo sleep today, I do suffer a performance penalty. I'd really like to avoid that penalty.

Is it right to take medication to alter the normal function of the body for my convenience? Is it ethical?

I used to think it wasn't. I used to think to most important thing was to rely on sheer Biology. But I've been coming around on that. Why not take advantage of the wonders of modern chemistry?

People legitimately hack their bodies all the time with. And they do it not to heal an injury but to alter they way the body functions to make their lives easier or simpler.

We see new advances in vitamins and nutrition that are anything but natural. Caffeine intake is another way many people try to push pass the limits of the body. Are the complex exercise regimens people take on natural?

And is using something like Provigil to alter human sleep patterns all that different from using birth control pill to alter the human endocrine/reproductive system?

But I haven't done anything yet. Like LASER eye surgery, I still look at Provigil with some concern about the long term effects and the possibility of addiction.

But the more I learn, the more I like what I see.

2007-07-23

It's War

Like cute things?

Like kittens?

Like pitting individual animals in fierce competition?

Then you'll like:

http://kittenwar.com/

Vote for the cutest kitten in each pair.

Then, throw your own felines into the mix.

If you dare.

2007-07-22

Summer Ethnic Festivals

What's the best way to promote Asian-American culture and Seattle's International District?

Why, it's with a giant Happy Meal, of course.

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Each of the McDonald's banners has a link to http://www.i-am-asian.com/

2007-07-21

Throughts on Travel 01

No one is attractive in baggage claim.

My Lucky Number Today

It must be 5.

Today, I flew from St. Louis to Orange county on flight559 leaving STL at 1:55 on American. The tail number of the plane was N552AA.

In Orange County, I caught Alaska Airlines flight 539. The tail number on that aircraft was N552AS.

I guess I'm playing the lotter tomorrow.

2007-07-19

Staying Fit on the Road


The Embassy Suites in Santa Clara, CA, has a new, free workout program available for guests.
Aat approximately 7:02 AM, the walls emit a loud "Woooooop Woooooooop Wooooooooop" sound and a voice comes on over the PA System and announces something to the effect of "This is an emercency evacuation. Please proceed to the nearest emergency exit."
All the guests then get to climb down the stairs to the front of the parking lot, where the staff tells them there is nothing to worry about and they can go back to their rooms.
Natuarlly, the provide the biggest benefit to their Hilton Honors member on the ninth and tenth floors by assuring them extra flights of steps.

2007-07-17

This story makes me so happy.

It's from the NY Post. I really hope it's true.

Apparantly, John Lovitz beat up Andy Dick because Andy Dick mocked Phil Hartman's death.

Excluding Phil Hartman's death, there are so many wonderful things about this story.


COMIC CLOBBERS COMIC IN L.A.

July 17, 2007 -- IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."


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2007-07-16

Rental Cars at SJC

After you land at the San Jose airport, you head out to the shuttle bus to go get your rental car. The shuttle takes you away from the terminal, several blocks from the airport itself. Then you get your rental car.

So how do you get away from the airport in your shiny old damn-Taurus? You take the road back around, past the compressed natural gas filling station ("OPEN TO THE PUBLIC") back into the airport, through the throngs of shuttle busses, car, taxis, limos, and hotels vans picking poeple up and dropping people off. You pass through the cross walks as people drag their bags into the terminal, around a bend (take the wrong turn and you end up returning your rental car) and back past the rental car cut off roads before finally spilling out onto the local traffic.


Rental Car Pickup to Doubletree San Jose


Directions from Google Maps

2007-07-15

The iPhone is a tool of Satan

From the Lore Sjoberg column at Wired.Com


Beware the Magical IPhone
06.27.07 2:00 AM

There's been a lot of media attention directed at the iPhone recently. Some of it has been positive, some negative, but none have come forth to acknowledge the obvious, sinister context of Apple's latest toy. This device, portrayed as a harmless product of science, is obviously designed to introduce our children to witchcraft and sorcery.

The central pentagram in Apple's vile altar of temptation takes the form of "gestures," hand movements used to control the device. Wiggle your fingers at the iPhone and it does your bidding. Does that not sound familiar? Is that not one of the main ingredients in the blasphemous bisque of sorcery?

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Shopping at the Asian food store in interesting.

I find all sorts of neat things there.

For example, this instant soup is like a high-end Cup O' Noodles. But it taste much better.

And it even comes with a tiny plastic fork that's folded in half. You unpack it and snap it to it's full length. This silly little fork is almost worth the $1 soup purchase price itself.





Of course, if you wonder what exactly is in the little envelopes, they are clearly labelled.



2007-07-13

Movie Reviews 02: Ratatouille


Pixar's latest movie is another winner.


Ratatouille is the story of a rat who strives to be more than just a rat. He isn't content to eat garbage; he want to savor all the delicacies life has to offer. He finds himself in Paris at a formerly 5 star restaurant that has lost some of its sparkle, and two of it's stars. The rat meets up with an incompetent garbage boy in the kitchen whose main goal in life is to not get fired -- again. The rat and boy team soon turns the kitchen upside down.


While the film occasionally drags a bit in the middle, overall it is well done. The story is filled with surprising plot twists. Just when I though I knew which way it was going, the film changed direction. It's nice to see a family-friendly movie that is still full of surprises.


The animation is incredible. Early in the movie is chase scene through the kitchen with most of it shown from the rat's perspective. It's fast paced and inventive. They illuminate the wide array of hazards a rodent faces in a french kitchen. At it is beautifully done.


Pixar is also getting better at animating people. From hardly seeing humans in Toy Story to the comical glances in Finding Nemo, and on to the superheroes of The Incredibles, Pixar has gotten progressively better at humanizing its humans. They each have a different flavor for their appropriate role, and the characters in Ratatouille are definitely cartoon-ey, but they are also more human than any of Pixar's earlier people.


If you are squeamish about rats, be warned there are some creepy sequences, where hundreds of rats suddenly stampede across the screen. You can almost feel their tiny rat feet rumbling through the theater and across your lap.


If there is a place where the animation fails, it's early in the film. During a river action sequence, the water looks amazing. Flowing and rushing water is on of the toughest things to create in computer graphics. Here Pixar succeeded in creating real water.


And that's the problem. There water looks too real compared to animated rats. It looks like the rats were superimposed on actual video of rushing water. The water is too good for animated sequences.


For strong story, amazing animation, interesting characters, and surprises throughout, go see Ratatouille.
Some behind the scenes clips:


2007-07-11

Book Review 10: A book on books

Matthew Battles, author of "Library: An Unquiet History" interviews András Riedlmayer, a Hungarian librarian and historian at Harvard about the war in the former Yugoslavia.

Over coffee one afternoon in the summer of 2001, András reminded me of another way to burn books, explained to him by a colleague who survived the siege of Sarajevo. In the winter, the scholar and his wife ran out of firewood, and so began to burn their books for heat and cooking. “This forces one to think critically,” András remembered his friend saying. “One must prioritize. First, you burn old college text books, which you haven’t read in thirty years. Then there are the duplicates. But eventually you’re forced to make tougher choices. Who burns today: Dostoevsky or Proust?” I asked András if his friend had any books left when the war was over. “Oh, yes,” he replied, his face lit by a flickering smile. “He still had many books. Sometimes, he told me, you look at the books and just choose to go hungry.”

Page 191

If you understand how the scholar feels, you may be interested in “Library: An Unquiet History. If you don’t quite get it, then this book is probably not for you.

I finished “Library: An Unquiet History” by Matthew Battles four months ago. Normally, I can turn around a review more quickly, but this one is a bit challenging. I couldn't decide if I liked it or not.

While I enjoyed the book, it wasn’t as good as I’d hoped. The book jacket describes it as a history of libraries from ancient times to present. In reality, though, it’s more of a collection of historical stories about libraries.

Battles frames the stories around the historical tension between two camps. The Universalists believe the library should include all books. Its value is in having a complete collections. The Great Books group, on the other hand, sees the library as the pinnacle of culture. It should have only the books we want people to read. The role of the library is to ensure people don’t waste time on books they shouldn’t read. Battles himself seems to come down on the side of the universalists.

Reading the library, we quickly come to an obvious conclusion: most books are bad, very bad in fact. Worst of all, they’re normal: the fail to rise above the contradictions and confusions of their times (in this respect, I’m sure this book will be no exception). It’s understandable, then, that we spend so much energy ferreting out the exceptional books, the ones that shatter paradigms. But we shouldn’t forget that the unremarkable books have much to teach us about cultural history – ultimately more, perhaps, than our cherished Great Books.

Page 16-17

Battles doesn’t claim to tell the whole history:

I am looking for the library where it lives. Of course, a complete history of the library – a documentary account of libraries wherever they have existed, in whatever form they take – would run to many volumes. What I’m looking for are points of transformation, those moments where readers, authors, and librarians question the meaning of the library itself.

Page 21

While Battle does find many of these points, he doesn’t quite tie them together into a single story. The stories themselves are fascinating. I learned a great deal about libraries. And the book itself moves smoothly from one section to the next. But somehow it feels like a shallow river. There’s a lot of stuff happening and swirling all around you, and you know it’s going someplace, but you can’t quite dive in and go along for the ride.

Battles writes long paragraphs and sentences. In the selections I cite below, he averages more than 20 words per sentence. I’m sure that’s from his experience as an academic. He crams so many facts into each paragraph that the information gets lost. This paragraph is great example:

Despite his distaste for the vulgar curiosities that seemed to pass for modern thinking, Swift found cause for hope in the early numbers of the Mercury. His mentor [Sir William] Temple was among those who offered questions for the learned members of the Athenian Society to ponder. Evidently, he encouraged swift to take the paper’s use of the Athenian moniker seriously, and to expect that the “Society” would offer sober and learned guidance to England’s burgeoning reading public. Swift’s first published poem, in fact, is his “Ode to the Athenian Society,” in which he extolled the “the great Unknown, and far-exalted Men” whose wisdom filled both sides of the Mercury’s sheet twice weekly. Later Swift learned that this “Society” was actually composed of just three Grub Street hacks. Its publisher and guiding spirit, a bookseller by the name of John Dunton, was a product of the dissenting academies who flourished in the book trade of London’s coffeehouse demimonde. He had even travelled to New England, where he met with Cotton Mather, visited a lecture given to Christianized Indians at Natick, and sold books at Harvard (some of which may have ended up in the library). Dunton championed precisely the new kind of book that, in Swift’s estimation, was cluttering the Royal Library. Indeed, he seems never to have had an experience in life that he didn’t deem fit to publish in book form. He memorialized his New England trip in an autobiography he called The Life and Errors of John Dunton, which he brought out, doggedly in some thirty editions. When his second wife’s promised generous dowry failed to materialize, he initiated a pamphlet campaign against his mother-in-law.

Page 100

Tighter writing and a more deliberate structure would make this a more compelling book, and more accessible for those looking for something more than historical anecdotes.

Library is like a stroll through a library. You can walk down the stacks picking up random books as you go. You can open it to random page and read some. Then you go on down the stack and pick up the next one. Such a stroll is relaxing and educational. And you can relish an afternoon surrounded by aging pages, smiling slightly in the comforting warmth. It’s all very pleasant, but there is no sense of transformation or completion at the end of the stroll.

Some things I learned:

Some key passages:

Endowed by the grieving mother of Harry Elkins Widner, a Harvard graduate and bibliophile who went down with the Titanic, Widener is the Great Unsinkable Library. Its ten levels contain fifty-seven miles of shelves, enough to hold some 4.6 million bound volumes, giver or take a few. The shelves are great armatures of forged iron that carry the weight of the building; the library quite literally is supported by its books.

Page 4

Like other natural philosophers of the Latin Middle Ages, Roger Bacon held that three classes of substance were capable of magic: the herbal, the mineral, and the verbal. With their leaves of fiber, their inks of copperas and soot, and their words, books are an amalgam of the three. The notion that words, like plants and stones have existences independent of our uttering them – that they have power and do things in the world – is a commonplace in many traditions. Brought together in multitudes, heaped up and pared down, read and forgotten, library books take on lives and histories of their own, not as texts but as physical objects in the world.

Page 10

Still more Mesopotamian libraries must lie buried in the great tells, or mounds of ruined cities, that dot the landscape of the Assyrian homeland; precision bombs may now be destroying libraries we don’t even know exist.

Page 26

In an effort to stop the growth of the libraries at Rhodes and Pergamum, both of which threatened Alexandria’s preeminence, the city’s rulers banned the export of papyrus. The move backfired, however, spurring the Pergamenes to invent parchment (charta pergamenum), which for its strength and reusability would prove to be the preferred writing medium in Europe for more than a thousand years.

Page 28-29

The centralization and consolidation of libraries serves the convenience of scholars and princes alike. But great libraries are problematic in times of war, disaster, or decay, for their fate becomes the fate of the literatures they contain. Much of what comes down to us from the antiquity survived because it was held in small private libraries tucked away in obscure backwaters of the ancient world, where it was more likely to escape the notice of zealots as well as princes.

Page 31

When the future emperor Liu Ji’s father was kidnapped by a rival who threatened to boil him alive, the leader showed his coarse mettle by requesting a bowl of soup made from the resulting stock.

Page 38

But even if the last few charred characters offer up nothing new, once thing is certain: the most complete ancient library accessible to us today survived because it burned.

Page 55

[Francis Bacon’s} parsing of all human knowledge into three categories – memory, wisdom, and imagination – became an organizing principle of empirical thought. In his system, Bacon eschewed the division of sacred and secular, harking back to the classical epistemologies that emphasized relations among disciplines of the mind. His taxonomy enjoyed a lasting influence: Diderot adopted the scheme in Volume I of his 1751 Encyclopedie, and it has been the forerunner of modern library classifications.

Page 83-84

In the same issue, William Frederick Poole (who ran the Chicago Public Library) also draws a parallel between the smoking and reading habbits. To Poole, however, the tobacco reference was not entirely negative. “I smoked tobacco and read Milton at the same time,” he declares, “and for the same motive: to find out what was the recondite charm in them that gave my father so much pleasure.” But too many people, Poole admits, are dissuaded by that first unpleasant impression of tobacco from any further consideration of its charms.

Page 147

Alleging that Belgian civilians had committed such atrocities as ambushing rearguard troops and gouging out the eyes of wounded soldiers in the field, the German government justified the burning of the Louvain on the grounds of military necessity. “The barbarous attitude of the Belgian population in all parts occupied by our troops has not only justified our severest measures,” the Germans declared, “but forced them on us for the sake of self-preservation.” The West, of course, saw it differently. “It is treason to civilization,” wrote the London Daily Chronicle on August 29. “War on non-combatants is bad enough, but this is war on posterity to the remotest generations.” Eight days after the Germans razed the town, a witness wrote that “even into the country, leaves of manuscripts and books fluttered about, half burned, at the mercy of the wind.” One manuscript was saved, though: a professor had withdrawn it for consultation and carried it with him when he fled the city before the German occupation. Trudging along in a refugee column, he stopped in a garden near Ghent and buried the book, “ enclosed in a little iron safe.” There is no record of this single manuscript’s return to the library or of its rediscovery. Perhaps the last book of Louvain’s great prewar library still rests in its iron casket, a hidden library of one.

Page 159.

The Germans had other reasons to revile the Louvain’s library. Not only had a new library building risen risen from the city’s ashes, but a new collection as well – and after World War I, Belgian libraries had refilled their stacks with books confiscated from the defeated Germans. The library at Louvain once again held a rich collection, including incunabula and medieval manuscripts; many of these had been taken from the stacks of Germany’s own libraries.

Page 162.

The new libraries of the earlier twentieth century, however, hid away the books. Rendering them accessible only staff employing the latest technology: telephones, conveyor belts, elevator. The cover of the May 27, 1911, issue of Scientific American showed a cutaway view of the stacks of the New York Public Library, then newly opened. The view shows the all-male staff bustling among the shelves below floor level, sending volumes to the delivery room via a complex network of shafts and booklifts. Beyond the delivery room windows sit the blissfully browsing readers, unaware of the machinery employed to bring them their reading material.

Page 202.

2007-07-10

How do you move a space Shuttle across the country?


When the space shuttle lands in CA, NASA flys it back to Florida on the back of a 747.

Attaching one vehicle to another is a complex process. They have to consider aerodynamics, wind resistance, weight, fuel consumption, maximum safe speed and a variety of other factors.

How do the engineers ensure this goes well? Simple. They follow the instructions.

2007-07-08

7x7 Parade


Today (Sunday, 2007-07-08 (or 7/8/7)) Boeing celebrated the roll out of their new 787 Dreamliner at an event for employees, customers, and media. It is a gorgeous plane.


The night before, however, they held another, less publicized event. Beginning at 7:07 PM, they held a parade of 7s. Pilots flew a plane from each of the 7x7 family from Paine Field to Boeing Field, starting with the 707, and going on up to the 777 (which took off at 7:77 PM (or 8:17)).


And representing the historic 737 line was Alaska Airlines, which flew one their shiny, new 737-800s in the parade.


I only wish I'd heard about it in advance.


Check out the parade here.


And don't miss the slide show here.

Indoor Watering Hose Review

I bought one of these watering systems back in February. Here is the review I just did for Amazon.com.




Works well -- Mild annoyances, July 7, 2007
By Cromely (Seattle, WA) - See all my reviews
This hose probably saves me 15-20 minutes each time I water my plants. It effectively delivers water from the sink to the plants across the room.

I did have to take off the brass nozzle at the tip of the wand. I needed to pour water into my planters rather than use a high pressure spray.

I also found the winding doesn't work easily. It's a slow, manual process. I usually have to take it off the faucet before I wind it up because I don't want to put stress on the faucet where it connects to the sink.

After several months, it is now starting to leak slightly where the wand connects to the hose. It's a few drops, so it's not a major problem, but it is mildly annoying.

If I don't plan to use the sink for a few days, I'll just leave it attached. Otherwise I'm constantly disconnecting and reconnecting it.

It does what it needs to do fairly well, and despite the annoyances, it is a worthwhile product.

It would be better if it had some sort of quick release mechanism so I could easily attach or remove it. It would also be great if there was someway to use it with a Brita or other water filter.

2007-07-06

European Threat Level

This is making the rounds of the 'net today. I don't know who wrote it, but you go:



The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Fireworks and People


I walked down to Seattle's new sculpture park to see the fireworks for the 4th.

Like most major fireworks displays, this one it set to music. Of course the only way to hear the music is to listen to the radio while watching a the fireworks. So most of the thousands of people in the park watched the fireworks to only the din of the crowd.

The fireworks started about 10 minutes late (perhaps to give the radio station more commercial time). And when the explosives finally launched into the sky and burst over the water, the crowd ooh'ed and ahh'ed. For five minutes. Then they got bored.

Fireworks are pretty, but without the music, there is no narrative to the show.

People started looking around sheepishly to see what everyone else was doing. They turned from the sky to peek at their neighbors, and their eyes darted over thousands of people still feigning interest in the sky. It was as if they felt guilty for not being completely captivated by the scenes playing out above.

After ten minutes, children became restless. Younger kids and dogs became distressed over the ever present booms. After 12 minutes people started leaving early to beat the traffic.

I stayed through to the end. It was a highly entertaining show. And the fireworks were cool, too.

2007-07-04

It's the 4th of July

So here is the newest video from the folks over at Jib Jab.











2007-07-03

Whip, Puree, Liquify


My first thought when I saw this was, "Huh. That's going to take a pretty big blender."

Then I realized it said, "Liquidation" not "Liquification."

Who Planted the Car Bombs?

Generally, I am not a Tin Foil hat kind of guy. I laugh at most conspiracy theories. While I'm certain the Bush administration hasn't told us everything they know about 9/11, I am convinced based on all I'm read that the Towers were brought down by aircraft, the PA plane was driven into the ground by the terrorists, and I'm fairly certain the AA plane did hit the Pentagon (seriously, though, Mr. President, you really should release all that confiscated security footage).

But I have to question the news coming out of Britain. I already ranted about the Fake Liquid Bomb scare from last summer. This week I am also dubious.

Right now, I have 80% confidence that those two car bombs in London were part of a terrorist plot. But I think there's a 20% chance they were staged by some political, governmental, or other intelligence agency.

Bush's poll numbers are at an all time low. The US population is increasingly opposed to the war in Iraq. It looks like the Congress might try to restore some of our constitutional rights.

At the same time, the Congress is pushing ahead with measures to reign in an Executive Branch that has a Vice President who seems convinced he is part of some mythical fourth branch of US Government.

Britain just brought in a new Prime Minister who needs to demonstrate how tough he will be on terrorists.

And there is nothing like an imminent threat to make general populace give the executive whatever he wants to keep them safe.

So now we have two car bombs show up in London. The heroic British police deactivate them and save hundreds of lives.

No one got hurt. The police are heroes. The executives reinforce the need for strong security measures. And hopefully, the populace goes along with it all.

You wouldn't need many people involved in the plot to fake it, so it's possible.

Odds are, it was a real plot by terrorists. But I am not convinced.

2007-07-01

Dramatic Squirrel

You can spend time in scripts, rehearsal, acting, and editing and put together a great YouTube video.

Or you can post 5 seconds of squirrel footage.