2006-03-14

Who am I?

What do Batman, Krusty the Clown, a college text book, Javert, the Beast, and Goofy have in common?

They are me.

When I recently pondered the question of "Who am I?" I decided to turn thto the same place I go for most of the questions I need answers to. I asked the Internet. There are dozens of sites with personatlity, IQ, and other tests that will tell you everything you ever wanted to know about yourself.

After all the tests, I'm not sure what they seem to be telling me. There are a lot of supporting characters in the list, who just seem to make things happen without being the star. Perhaps that means I am destined to be Chief of Staff, or the man behind the curtain, rather than President.

Some of the results appear below. Feel free to take some tests yourself and post the results to the Comments section.

Tests I took:

  1. Which X-Man am I?
    The Beast
  2. Which Sci-Fi Crew do I belong on?
    Deep Space 9
  3. Which Action Hero am I?
    Batman
  4. Which Sci-Fi/Fantasy character am I?
    Yoda
  5. Which Lord of the Rings character am I?
    Gandalf the Grey
  6. Which Buffy the Vampire Slayer character am I?
    Tara
  7. Which Princess Bride character am I?
    Yellin
  8. Which Simpsons character am I?
    Krusty the Clown
  9. Which Battlestar Galactica character am I?
    CPO Galen Tyrol
  10. Which Harry Potter character am I?
    Hermione
  11. Which Disney character am I?
    Goofy
  12. Which Les Miserables character am I?
    Javert
  13. Which famous robot am I?
    Al Gore
  14. Which CSI character am I?
    Greg Sanders
  15. What literary product am I?
    A college text book
  16. Which Tim Burton movie do I belong in?
    The Nightmare Before Christmas




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Which X-Man am I?


You scored as Beast. Beast is an intelligent, politcal spokesman for the X-Men. He has a Ph.D in Genetics and is well versed in literature. He may look like a blue fuzzy monster, but deep down he's very benevolent and logical. Powers: Enhanced strength and agility

Beast

75%

Jean Grey

70%

Wolverine

70%

Rogue

60%

Storm

60%

Cyclops

55%

Emma Frost

55%

Gambit

55%

Nightcrawler

55%

Colossus

50%

Iceman

45%


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Which Sci-Fi space ship crew do I belong on?



You scored as Deep Space Nine (Star Trek). You have entered the dark side of the Star Trek universe. The paradise of Earth is far from you and you must survive despite having enemies on all fronts. But you wouldnâ??t have it any other way because you thrive in conflict and will know what needs to be done to take care of those around you. Now if only the Founders would quit trying to take over the galaxy.

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

81%

Moya (Farscape)

75%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

69%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

69%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

69%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

63%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

63%

Serenity (Firefly)

63%

SG-1 (Stargate)

56%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

31%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

31%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)

25%

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Which Action Hero am I?




You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight

79%

Captain Jack Sparrow

67%

Indiana Jones

63%

The Terminator

63%

William Wallace

58%

Lara Croft

54%

Neo, the "One"

50%

James Bond, Agent 007

50%

The Amazing Spider-Man

46%

Maximus

29%

El Zorro

13%

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Which Sci-Fi Character am I?

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?



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Which Lord of the Rings Character am I?
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Known as Gandalf the Grey as a result of his long grey robes and hat, Gandalf was the wise and powerful wizard who initiated the quest to destroy the Ring. After travelling with the Fellowship for much of the way, he fell in battle in the Mines of Moria where he encountered a Balrog... or so it seemed!

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Which Buffy the Vampire Slayer Character am I?

You scored as Tara. You're shy but loving. You're a witch and you love Willow very dearly.

Tara

58%

Dawn

50%

Willow

50%

Anya

50%

Giles

42%

Xander

42%

Angel

33%

Buffy

17%

Faith

17%

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Which Princess Bride Character am I?

Yellin


Which Princess Bride Character are You?
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Which Simpsons Character am I?

You are Krusty the Clown

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Which Battlestar Galactica character am I?



You scored as CPO Galen Tyrol. You never wanted to be a glamorous Viper pilot. You are happy knowing that without you to fix their birds, they cannot fly. You fell in love with the wrong girl, but is that so wrong? Maybe, but you don't really care.

CPO Galen Tyrol

75%

Commander William Adama

69%

Capt. Lee Adama (Apollo)

69%

Dr Gaius Baltar

63%

Col. Saul Tigh

63%

Tom Zarek

56%

President Laura Roslin

50%

Number 6

50%

Lt. Sharon Valerii (Boomer)

38%

Lt. Kara Thrace (Starbuck)

25%

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Which Harry Potter Character am I?


Pirate Monkey's Harry Potter Personality Quiz
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Which Disney character am I?


You scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things.

Goofy

88%

Peter Pan

69%

Ariel

69%

Sleeping Beauty

63%

Pinocchio

50%

The Beast

50%

Donald Duck

44%

Cinderella

44%

Cruella De

Ville

25%

Snow White

25%



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Which Les Miserables Character am I?


You scored as Javert. Yay! Javert is clever, conflicted, and dedicated. He's is often described as evil, but really, he's just mislead. He is dark, mysterious, and lawful. Too bad he had to jump into the Seine.

Jean Valjean

63%

Javert

63%

Eponine

56%

Enjolras

50%

Cosette

31%


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What type of Robot am I?


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Which CSI character am I?



You scored as Greg Sanders. You are Greg!

Greg Sanders

80%

Jim Brass

75%

Sara Sidle

65%

Gil Grissom

60%

Warrick Brown

55%

Al Robbins

50%

Catherine

Willows

40%

Nick Stokes

40%


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What type of Literary Product am I?

You scored as A college textbook. You're an authority on something, you just know it. Everyone else does, too, but that doesn't mean they like you. Since you think very highly of everything you say, you charge a pretty penny to entertain your listeners. Those forced to pay do so grudgingly and try to defray the costs of learning from you by selling portions of their access to your charms to others. As a result of this speedy dissemination of your knowledge, you constantly add to your repertoire--and then hike your price. Despite your usefullness, which is rarely in doubt, nobody likes you. They find you didactic, boring and irrelevant--but still necessary.

A college textbook

61%

A classic

novel

61%

The back of a froot loops

box

57%

A coloring book

43%

A paperback romance

novel

43%

Poetry

36%

An electronics user's

manual

36%


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Which Tim Burton movie do I belong in?



You scored as The Nightmare Before Christmas.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

63%

The Corpse

Bride

50%

Edward

Scissorhands

50%

Charlie and The Chocolate

Factory

50%

Pee Wee's Big

Adventure

44%


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1 comment:

Jon Clarke said...

It all makes sense.