Why I can never go back to a cubicle

I work from home so I have to get my office stories from my girlfriend.

Things are complicated out there.

Last Friday she and her co-workers went to a brew pub for lunch. Which makes no sense because Fridays are for Asian food. That's why every Friday is called Asian Food Friday.

But it gets worse. Today they went out for Baja Fresh. But it's not supposed to be Baja Tuesdays -- it Baja Thursdays. There's not such thing as Baja Tuesday. Just the sound of it is ridiculous. Tuesday makes no sense.

Besides, Tuesdays are Free Donut Tuesdays. But there were no donuts.

The entire social order has broken down.