While walking from the Marriott Marquis in Times Square to the Javits Convention Center, we pass a few theaters.
Outside of one, we enocunters a woman who seemed to be in her 70s, and seemed to have been smoking for the past 85 years. As we passed her, we learned she was a scalper.
"Tickets. Martin Short matinee"
Now, this raises a few questions.
Are Martin Short matinees really selling out?
Is this the new Social Security program?
If someone else tries scalping tickets on 44 ST, is she going to beat them up?