Seriously. What is wrong with these people? Are there no non-creepy ad agencies any more?
So now, when it's late and I'm in a strange city and driving in a rental car -- and I go to a Burger King because its the only thing open -- in addition to my patholigical fear that the "King" is going to just appear in the backseat of my Taurus and make me take his Cheeseburger, I now ALSO have to worry about getting this weird moustache hair in my second rate fries?
Some years from now, I'll be instituionalized with a Burger King Inspired Haldol addiction.
At least you can also go to PetMoustache.com and create your own creepy as hell Burger King moustache.