I found this in my inbox. And after I put down my burrito, I thought it was good for a laugh.
I've been searching for personal trainers, and I was excited to find you.
Really, Heather? You were excited to find me? As a personal trainer? Have you seen me?!?!?!?! The extent of the personal training I could give you would concern instructions on how to curl up in front of the TV and not spill your Ramen or Cocoa Puffs.
Trust me, there is a significant difference between a corporate trainer and a personal trainer.
It's too hard to find trustworthy, quality service providers, and ----------------- is changing that. We're growing really fast, we need more personal trainers, and I think you're a perfect fit!
Posting on --------------- is a great way to advertise yourself and it's completely free for service providers like you.
All you need to do to post your information is visit ----------------
Hey, Heather, while I'm busy personally training something (and I'm glad you buy that I'm a personal trainer) perhaps you can help me out with something. See, I have this bank acccount that's frozen in Nigeria...