An Old Machine

I'm in Vegas for the weekend with my girlfriend and we took a walk through the Miracle Mile (formerly Desert Passage) in the Planet Hollywood Hotel (formerly Aladdin). In the Vegas Souvenier store they have this replica for sale:




I walked right up to it and said, "Wow. Cool. It looks just like the ones I used to play in the bar when I was a little kid."

My girlfriend just looked at me with a horrified expression on her face as she contemplated everything that was wrong with that sentence.

The seventies were a different time, I suppose.